Howdy, my name is Comrade Carpet.
I enjoy donuts, chinese food and bad horror movies.
I'm a little attracted to muffins and scrawny, creepy older men, but don't worry. I won't force my awful, awful perversion on you.
I have to admit I'm a bit of a lurker.
I find driving, people humming and vore porn unpleasant. No offense to anyone who enjoys any or all of those things.

The carpet in my name is in no way sexual. It's been my screen name since before I even knew the word had any sexual connotations.